43 Times People Absolutely Lost The Food Lottery

Winning the food lottery? That’s probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.

We’re not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that’s just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we’re being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

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#1 I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

#2 Don’t Mean To Brag But I’ve Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

#4 I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It’s Not Going To Happen

#5 My Bread Is… Mostly Air

#6 “Cheeseburger” From The Streets Of Manila

#7 Spongebob Popsicle

#8 My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

#9 My Egg Had No Yolk… I Wasn’t Eggspecting This

#10 Vending Machine Fail

#11 Well Then

#12 There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

#13 My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

#14 This Blueberry Waffle

#15 I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

#16 Cranberry Chocolate

#17 My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

#18 My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

#19 Nailed It

#20 I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

#21 The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

#22 Delta’s Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

#23 If Monday Was A Beer

#24 The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

#25 Urge To Kill… Rising

#26 Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

#27 I Planned Avocado For Dinner

#28 My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

#29 I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

#30 Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

#31 So Much For “Two Scoops” There Kellogg’s

#32 When You Slice A Bread And Can’t Make The Sandwich

#33 I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

#34 This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

#35 This Loaf Of Bread

#36 I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

#37 I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

#38 This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

#39 Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

#40 My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

#41 Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

#42 I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

#43 This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts